is it really bad to reblog the fuck out of the one direction cd competition so i can melt it on camera?

someone on antiques roadshow brought in an antique dildo

antique

dildo

i’m not normally this much of a twat i promise?

as a child i was touched by the gruffalo.

i read so much fic it’s not even funny and i’d be able to make the BEST reclist ever but the thing is they’re all too special to me they’re mine you’re not allowed them geT OUT GET AWAY my precioussss

jamjalex:

stumph:

jamjalex started following you

SUCCESS

??? omg HI

HEY \|/_

um i’m not actually a creep i promise

(via jaredjmonaco)

i’d send you all cards but i don’t actually like you um

23 followers from my christmas target HINT

on my way to a concert to perform a song i’ve only sung through once before YAY -_-