that is not a secret ship that is my otp

god gets frisky omg tell him to go away or your girlfriend will punch him regardless of his all-powerfulness

yeah god you heard the man

I would have stared at the text incredulously and wondered if it would be rude to ask if you were joking or if I should just congratulate you

for future reference it’s 99% certain that i’m joking

except 9 months before christmas when it decreases to 97% b/c u never know

no I only use anon for people I’m scared of and I didn’t actually realise it was april fool’s day last week until I got home and turned my calendar and saw the date..

u idiot

i could have texted you all hey so i’m pregnant #yolo and you would never have known

You are such a muppet.

I only capitalise I and emoticons on tumblr you should know this is not me silly :P

a) you quoted discovery channel at me i didn’t know you knew there was a song about that miss busted 5eva

b) idk idk you might have been trying to ~fool me because it is april and april is a time for fooling

meandmyimaginaryfriend replied to your photo: i liked my face yesterday

I like your face every day :3

i like your face more

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emmett has two ts and his hair is too short. (I had to look that up because the word emmet looks so weird I had a mindblank on how it should be spelt)

idc because pretty

meandmyimaginaryfriend replied to your post: ugh bitch shut up jfc

why are you watching breaking dawn when there are actual good films out there like 101 dalmations

because mmmmm emmet

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I doubt I’d be able to do that… I’d find the real one incredibly boring if I ever saw it, like with you’ve got mail

no it’s literally the most precious thing ever omG.

meandmyimaginaryfriend replied to your post: ugh tess my precious i would never cheat on you he…

#sam reads the frerard working girl au

don’t shh i have put up a mental wall between the two

meandmyimaginaryfriend:

I have this really random urge to watch the whole star wars saga with meg

this is a good urge

(Source: whitesparr0w)

sailplane-pilot:

Fagnig

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ugh that sucks could you put your headphones on or s/t??

i nearly strangled myself last time :(

meandmyimaginaryfriend replied to your post: meandmyimaginaryfriend replied to your post:…

oops sorry :s like I have previously said I need stuff pointed out to me… but also you look seriously fucking exhausted honey you should go to sleep soon or you will regret it tomorrow..

i would but my parents are shouting at alex again sigh :—(